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Baberaham Lincoln: The Wizards’ best Polish comedian Marcin Gortat dressed up as a President Abraham Lincoln and did a take on the Gettysburg Address to rally local fans. The video aired during halftime of Friday’s game. It’s fantastic. Watch it here+5

It’s a Wash: Washington Dulles International Airport is the third worst airport in the U.S. and Canada, according to Bloomberg’s Airport Frustration Index. That same survey ranked Reagan National Airport as one of the least frustrating airports. +/-0

Back From Extinction: The Smithsonian’s Museum of Natural History is opening a new dinosaur exhibition tomorrow that will feature new skeletons of a Triceratops and Tyrannosaurus rex. This will hopefully fill some of your dinosaur void while the museum’s fossil and dinosaur hall is undergoing renovation until 2019. +2

Classic Marion: That time Marion Barry gave the middle finger to all of Adams Morgan. +3

Friday’s Needle rating: 67 Today’s score: +10  Today’s Needle rating: 77