GOP Joint: The House GOP reportedly wants to introduce legislation that would prevent D.C. from spending any of its own money to implement its new marijuana legalization initiative. Here we go again. -5

Gortat Says: The latest in the greatest things the Wizards’ Polish legend Marcin Gortat says? The best way to take a selfie is “butt naked.” +2

Not Fair: The Colbert Report is taping at George Washington University next week, but only GW students are allowed to attend. -3

So Foxy: Take a look at these photos of a fox during the day at Meridian Hill Park. +1

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