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Friendly Reminder: Maryland Rep. Andy Harris, the guy who wants to take away D.C.’s legal weed, reminded people today that “D.C.’s not a state” and, thus, he is not violating anyone’s rights by trying to kill a voter-approved law. -7

Trouble in Paradise: The Washington Football team’s Andre Roberts and Bashaud Breeland got into a tiff at practice today.-1

Douchebag: If you park like a douchebag in Cleveland Park, you may receive a note telling you that you are, in fact, parking like a douchebag. +2

Fighting the Good Fight: An aide for Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid said the senator’s office has received calls in the “triple digits” from residents complaining about a provision in the spending bill that would kill D.C. marijuana legalization. +3

Yesterday’s Needle rating: 64 Today’s score: -3  Today’s Needle rating: 61