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Do Not Enter: A new tumblr is encouraging D.C. to ban Maryland Rep. Andy Harris and his congressional staff from their establishments. Harris spearheaded the effort to block legalization of marijuana in the House’s latest spending bill. +4

LOLz: The D.C. Council made a funny on its Twitter feed today, saying that the Wilson Building Christmas tree will be the only thing in D.C. lit up. +2

Fat Chance: The chances of a white Christmas this year are a mere 10 percent in D.C. -1

Woops: D.C. accidentally sent thousands of residents expired parking passes. Waste of postage! -2

Yesterday’s Needle rating: 53 Friday Bonus: +2 Today’s score: +3  Today’s Needle rating: 58