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The streetcar is supposed to start running soon, so they say. The District Department of Transportation released a video today with instructions on how to ride it. Watch it here, or better yet, look at some GIFs.

What’s missing are the captions. Leave them in the comments, and we’ll pick a winner for each one.

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