Surely if you read Black Plastic Bag you’re far too hip and edgy to ever be caught dead at such a thing, but—just for those of you children of the ’90s who still have that jones and will never admit it—Smashing Pumpkins have announced a surprise show Tuesday night, July 9, at the 9:30 Club.

Ticket sales start at 10 a.m. Friday, at which time (and not before) this link may be of some use to you. Go on, click it. We won’t tell your friends. We’re not cool enough to hang out with them anyway.

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