Sign up for our free newsletter Sign Up Success! You're on the list. Whoops! There was an error and we couldn't process your subscription. Please reload the page and try again. Processing… I already get the newsletter Watching the performance of the Police during Live Gore, I was struck by Sting’s utter lack of emotional attachment to anything he was singing. Thus, a joke: Why was Sting crying? He wanted to get to the top of the parking garage, but he’d only driven two tiers.