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If I were a high-powered public relations consultant—and I’m obviously not—I’d find a way for Caninus (pictured), everybody’s favorite pooch-fronted, vegan, PETA-supporting metal band, to tastefully exploit the Michael Vick story. The band is mum on the matter, so far. (This guy made the connection before I did.)

Triumph appears to be silent, as well.