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Today’s YouTube haul: Club Five party videos from promoter Elund Events. It’s all pretty tasteful—you got yer requisite clips of hotties going “whoo!” and clean-cut dudes grabbing the mic to extoll the virtues of the club. But I’m intrigued by the burger flipper. Did the cameraman pre-arrange Griller Dude’s interaction with those young ladies, or were they independently and irresistably drawn to the searing cowflesh? And what’s with that lonely little hot dog, off to the side? Decide for yourself—the segment is about 45 seconds into the vid: