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Still sobbing like a child over last night’s overtime loss? Well, gentle Wizards fans, you need a cheap diversion—something other than that borfy Agent Zero commercial. We recommend schlepping over to Amazon and experiencing the audio clips for  Washington Wizards: Greatest Hits Vol. 1. The disc even has some Bullets nostalgia, but it’s best to listen to those tracks only if you have an insatiable appetite for Brent Musberger.

The playlist, including a cover of “Celebration” so generic it doesn’t even have the “artist” listed:

1. Backs to the Wall – Game #6 1978 NBA Finals vs. Sonics
2. Ghetto Supastar (That Is What You Are) [LP Version] – Ol’ Dirty Bastard
3. Washington Bullets 1978 NBA World Champions
4. I Really Like It – Harlem World
5. Celebration
6. I Like It (Like That) [Edit] – Ray Barretto
7. Juwan Howard Takes Over
8. Oye Como Va – Santana
Rocket Rod Strickland
10. One Love – Bob Marley & the Wailers
11. Blocked by Bol – Manute Bol Sets Franchise Record With 15 Rejections
12. Get Ready for This
13. To Catch a Thief – Michael Adams Franchise Record 9 Steals
14. Walk This Way – Aerosmith
15. Legler Beats the Buzzer
16. Pull Up to the Bumper
17. Rock – Mitch Raymond
18. Rock and Roll, Pt. 2 – Alphabet City All-Stars

Other teams apparently had their own hits pacakges, too.