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Still sobbing like a child over last night’s overtime loss? Well, gentle Wizards fans, you need a cheap diversion—something other than that borfy Agent Zero commercial. We recommend schlepping over to Amazon and experiencing the audio clips for  Washington Wizards: Greatest Hits Vol. 1. The disc even has some Bullets nostalgia, but it’s best to listen to those tracks only if you have an insatiable appetite for Brent Musberger.

The playlist, including a cover of “Celebration” so generic it doesn’t even have the “artist” listed:

1. Backs to the Wall – Game #6 1978 NBA Finals vs. Sonics 2. Ghetto Supastar (That Is What You Are) [LP Version] – Ol’ Dirty Bastard 3. Washington Bullets 1978 NBA World Champions 4. I Really Like It – Harlem World 5. Celebration 6. I Like It (Like That) [Edit] – Ray Barretto 7. Juwan Howard Takes Over 8. Oye Como Va – Santana 9. Rocket Rod Strickland 10. One Love – Bob Marley & the Wailers 11. Blocked by Bol – Manute Bol Sets Franchise Record With 15 Rejections 12. Get Ready for This 13. To Catch a Thief – Michael Adams Franchise Record 9 Steals 14. Walk This Way – Aerosmith 15. Legler Beats the Buzzer 16. Pull Up to the Bumper 17. Rock – Mitch Raymond 18. Rock and Roll, Pt. 2 – Alphabet City All-Stars

Other teams apparently had their own hits pacakges, too.