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Hell yeah, this is the best one yet. The arts-and-crafts Haterade bottle is par for the course, but the shark sets it off:

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXOuoofFR_k]

Previously on Black Plastic Bag: Trippin Troy Is Highly Resourceful