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I was on a stationary bicycle on Sunday. The radio was stuck on a ’90s feed. Live‘s “The Dolphin’s Cry” came on. I seem to remember a very old rumor that people thought the song was about male masturbation, i.e. “dolphins” equals “dicks.” Makes sense to me. But maybe I’m just makin’ shit up.