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The Nationals are requesting your votes for “7th Inning Stretch Song,” “Home Run Song,” and “Victory Song.” As pointed out in this Idolator post, there’s only one local choice in there, Chuck Brown‘s “Bustin Loose” (my personal theme music for overeating) and the rest are pretty crappy (though I do get goosebumps whenever I hear U2‘s “Beautiful Day”).

You’d think that, instead of Blur‘s Fugazi rip-off “Song 2,” we could get an actual Fugazi song. Luckily, there’s a write-in function.