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Recently there’s been some speculation that since Robert Plant is unwilling to give up on his intended two-year his sabbatical, the remaining members of Led Zeppelin will simply reunite and tour with a different singer. But who? Chris Cornell? Eddie Vedder? I’m sure Scott Weiland would gladly commit to singing “Big Empty” 15 times per night on an eternal Stone Temple Pilots reunion tour in exchange for just one chance to do “Immigrant Song” with Jimmy Page. Whatever. Personally, I think the choice is obvious: