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ExpressChristopher Porter talks with Misery Index, a Baltimore/Silver Spring metal band, about their love of the Caps. My favorite parts—1) a street heckler yells “Capitals suck” and guitarist Sparky Voyles fires back, “Just because the Blues made the playoffs, jackass, doesn’t mean anything”; 2) how many metal dudes speak fondly about focus groups?