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Drip your tracks like a busted shower head—is that how it works now? I just want the entire These United States record; the whole thing, so that I can get sweaty dancing in place, wearing nothing but my underwear, while my girlfriend rolls her eyes in disgust and surfs Facebook.

But Everything Touches Everything doesn’t drop for another five days (Sept. 1), so I guess I’ve have to make happy time with “Everything Touches Everything” in the meanwhile:

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