Or something like that. The icicle-clad symphonic carnival that is the Trans-Siberian Orchestra drops Night Castle, its 72nd collection of goose-pimpled holiday favorites bastardized for Ratt fans who accepted Jesus but can’t give up the Floyd Rose Double-Locking Tremolo, on October 27.

The first single is called “Nutrocker.” Look for it nowhere, because there isn’t a DJ in the country who will get behind such a goddamn ridiculous name.