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You probably know that Ghostface’s new album, Ghostdini: Wizard of Poetry in Emerald City dropped today. You probably also know that, as rap albums go, it’s pretty sexually explicit. But just how seedy is it?
It’s so filthy that many of Ghostface’s lines are indistinguishable from the dialogue spoken by some of today’s finest porn stars. In fact, if porn actors ever start rhyming, Ghost is in trouble.
To really nail (haha—nail!) the point, here’s a little quiz: Below are four XXX-rated phrases—you decide whether they are quotes from Ghost’s “Stapleton Sex” or a porno flick. Think you can tell the difference between the words of Ironman and Lex Steele? It’s harder than you think.
Questions and answers after the jump:
1. “From behind I’m a mastermind”
2. “I’m ’bout to get balls deep!”
3. “Your pussy’s the bomb”
4. “Uuuuuh, uuuuh, UHHHH!”
Answer key:
1. That’s Ghost
2. That’s international porn star Wesley Pipes
3. That’s Ghost, but it’s almost certain that someone has uttered that exact phrase in an adult film before, so pretty much any answer here is acceptable.
4. Trick question—that grunting sound can be heard both on Ghost’s album and in porno—actually, in every porno.