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Eeeee! It’s, like, SO hot when Jacob totally saves Bella.

In all seriousness, though, Kristen Stewart has a nice right hook. But I’m not sure I’m impressed with the wolf transformations. Benicio Del Toro is much scarier.

Get ready to squeal in 3…2…1: