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Thomas Fricilone, of Biz 3 publicity, writes in an email: “There are no tour dates currently planned for Daft Punk. The recent rumors of a Daft Punk tour are false. We would like to ensure that no fans are taken advantage of by fictitious rumors of upcoming shows.”

Damn. What am I supposed to do with all these glow sticks?