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Good mornin’, wenises! So, as I told the man himself, cruising around former-WCPer Joe Eaton‘s Rumble Note blog over the weekend got me pining for my old motorcycle. But because that sweet-ass Suzuki 805 is  1,000 miles away in some boomer’s driveway, I decided to cruise craigslist, where I found a Honda Nighthawk 750 with the coolest gas tank ever for sale in Glen Burnie, MD.

Too bad I am a journalist and have zero moneys with which to buy motorcycles.

After the jump, watch Johnny Cash and Lorenzo Lamas break out of prison together on a motorcycle!