It’s your last chance to meet the D.C. Real World cast before it ascends to the plane of reality celebrity. The Real World premiere party is tonight at Tattoo Bar, and for just $5.00 (or $20, for “VIP” access) you can watch the premier alongside cast member Josh Colon. Of course, if you’re an aspiring hanger-on, you’re too late: Real World filming wrapped in October, so your make-out session with sultry Ashley will never air. However, party attendees will be treated to the (unintentionally?) retro sounds of Colon’s band, Wicked Liquid, whose EP will be pumping through the sound system.

THE REAL WORLD PREMIERE PARTY TAKES PLACE TONIGHT AT TATTOO BAR, 1413 K ST. NW. (202) 408-9444. 9 P.M.  $5-$20.