Jacques, Reid, and Stas—-they’re just three normal, cosmopolitan, well-coiffed, impossibly handsome guys. Reid, he’s the literary one, a regular Chekhov in khakis. Stas: Siberia-born but American as apple pie. As for Jacques? Mothers, lock up your daughters. This Australian photographer shoots to kill.

The stars of Gant‘s new campaign for its Rugger line know how to work hard, as their video diaries make clear. But when they play hard, as they do in a surreal short film called “The Road Trip,” they do it to the cool soundtrack of D.C.’s favorite beard-rockers, U.S. Royalty. Here’s the announcement on the group’s Twitter account:

Watch the film here. I have no words. To borrow some from a colleague: “This is sort of the Eddie Bauer catalog equivalent of the volleyball scene in Top Gun.”