What does Fan Death think about prog rock? What does Fan Death think about door polling? And what does Fan Death think about ELO? We don’t know, but we bet that if we wrote about it, it’d get some serious hits.

1. D.C. Punk Vets Record Prog-Rock Song to Promote Novel
2. Snobpocalypse! Fan Death Unleashes Storm of Criticism, Butt-Hurt
3. Head-Roc’s Mouth: Venue’s “Polling” Practice Is Some Bullshit
4. Arts Roundup: McQueen Is Dead, Metropolis Lives Edition
5. Arts Roundup: ELO Should Play the Super Bowl Halftime Show Edition