Your favorite assemblage is back, and we’ve got nothin’ but love for you, baby! We don’t call it “aggregation,” because aggregation is too aggro. In the land of FO-vs.-HD, all the pieces fit together like a giant group hug. D.C. deserves it! Catch up here. Then accept this week’s embrace. Then go make some art or something.
(Editor’s note: Usually there’s a cool graphic to accompany this column. This week, due to some staff shortages and our impending Fall Arts Guide—out next Thursday!—we were unable create such a graphic. All the more reason to keep your eyes peeled for next week’s edition.)
Far Out! Hot Dang!
| Go-go and politics, learning from each other |
Blowoff returns |
| Metal Lungies: “I could watch a 24hr network dedicated to @MikeTyson.”
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Tim Carman is a Pinkberry hater |
| “The rate of change in music is glacial compared to art.” |
Jammin Java Door Gal: “Serious quote from first timer here ‘I was really skeptical of Bruce Springsteen tribute, but this is great!’ “
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| A black Obama? |
Is Oprah Winfrey the most annoying of the 2010 Kennedy Center honorees? |
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Tabi Bonney: “I just took some Nyquil so if i stop tweeting all of a sudden that means I hit the perfect fade away “
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“Once I dropped out of college I was like, ‘What the fuck am I gonna do now? I don’t really know what I’m gonna do.” |
| “It’s a very happy, loving, feel-good show, but I think could have come from the hands of a man as well.” |
J Buttah: “An orgasm is like the Bridge to a hot song! Priceless”
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| This |
This |
| “I wanted to express this entanglement and confusion by playing with the arrangement of the background and foreground planes.” |
The alternate cover for Bluewater’s Betty White book |
| monkeyrotica: “Amazing new cologne making the rounds at work today, with hints of chocolate, ammonia, and feet.”
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DC Rap: “fuck my allergies…all this sneezing for no reason…”
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| “What other retail establishment has customers that come back week after week like clockwork to drop loads of cash like comic buyers do?” |
David Malitz: “i refuse to watch any NFL games until they schedule one that doesn’t conflict with a fucked up/cloud nothings show. see ya sunday, NFL”
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| Big Plastic |
Death, death and more death |
