Morning all. It’s a wet one today—grab a raincoat or umbrella on your way out the door.

New show announcements are starting to trickle in at the 9:30 Club. Suicidal Tendencies, Medeski Martin and Wood, and the Black Crowes are all on the venue’s schedule for mid-November. The show I’m most excited about? Kate Nash, the adorable red-headed Briton with hyper clever lyrics.

Considering her multiple run-ins with the law, I’m aware that the behavior of Michelle Rodriguez—currently in Machete—is sometimes questionable. But posing in front of a swastika while wearing a big grin? Um, that just seems like common sense no-no.

In my next life I want to come back as a child of a celebrity. Not only is 9-year-old Willow Smith a recording artist, she’s also been making the rounds at Milan Fashion Week. It initially crossed my mind that she’s probably too small for the likes of Gucci and Versace, but who are we kidding? She’s probably the same size as some of the models on the runway.

I’ve already admitted I’m a Top Chef slut, but the same can probably be said for my relationship with Bravo in general, with the exception of the Real Housewives franchise. So of course I watch The Rachel Zoe Project. Rachel’s styling associate, Brad Goreski, is without question the most appealing person on the show. And now he’s leaving. Apparently the split is amicable, unlike that between Rachel and former staffer Taylor Jacobson. But I’m still bummed.