I’m a Philadelphia Eagles fan, which means I sat through all of last night’s massacre. If you are a Redskins fan, you probably didn’t. This post is not about football, however. It’s about the fact that I got to see the commercial for Afros Cut—a Hyattsville barber/beauty shop—several times in the second half.

It is now my new favorite idiosyncratic local TV commercial. If you catch it once out of the corner of your eye, it might not grab you. But after a second or third viewing, you realize that the Afros Cut crew is not playing around. Pretty much every line in here is quotable: