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Fourteen weeks on the grind, and we’re itchin’ for a respite. Far Out vs. Hot Dang will return on Dec. 3, because you crave it. Don’t lie, you do. In the meantime, there will be some eating involved, because we are zombies.

“The man can smear beats together or break them down into seven parts; either way, you won’t be able to count” “I doubt there’ll be a single butt in its seat during the conga jam session honoring Jungle Boogie.”
The way to respond to this is to grab your eye and act like one of the umbrellas poked you. K-Beta: “If y’all don’t stop flooding my inbox with this club bullshit..Ima show up to your party just to bust that ass..unsubscribe muhfugga”
“But the spare, taut music evoked Balinese gamelan, early Einsturzende Neubauten and earlier Steve Reich more often than Donna Summer or Bugs Bunny.” Grinderman at the 9:30
“I am in shock right now. I will just have to use my memory. Terrible.” “the trouble with all this excess has been that once you’re done with the ride, you can barely remember what just happened”
“I understand—I’m a man—but it’s not about the behind all of the time. Some of the time, but not all of the time.” Tre of UCB: “T-Boz is still beautiful!!!!! Dayum”
“the stage fills up with the ghosts of missed opportunities and miscalculated decisions, until the echoes of self-doubt ring as loud as the noises of the airport concourse” First times: a Jacuzzi in Fargo | dorm room | ouch | housewarming
“twin moons, winged wolf creatures, and anthropomorphic doorways” Heather Goss: “I hope Stana Katic cuts her hair soon. It’s starting to look like mine with the long, awkward layers that don’t fit anywhere or lay right.”
Surely marijuana is involved with this, somehow “Seriously, every Pink Sock has totally been worth being drunk at work the next day, covered in some kind of glitter.”
Arasmus: “Nothing undermines the feeling of profound human fellowship quite like a Valley Girl accent.” Why ‘Toy Story 3’ is a defense of, not rebuke to, liberal values. Obviously.
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