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Hey readers. I hope you’re not expecting much this morning, some nine hours after I stumbled out of City Paper‘s holiday party. Some choice links:

Stephen Colbert has some words for Eric Cantor and art critics, points out the Post. The Post‘s Philip Kenticott has an essay about David Wojnarowicz, and yesterday the New York Times Holland Cotter wrote a reflection on Wojnarowicz.

TBD, whose main page is a shade too Christmas-y for my taste this morning, notes that DC9 has begun adding dates to its calendar. There are no nationally touring bands booked yet, though.

This story contains no arts, just a bag full of animal parts seized at Dulles.

OK, time to go hang out on the astral plane…