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If you’re not workin’ hard this week, Far Out vs. Hot Dang ain’t workin’ hard, either. We’ll be back on Jan. 7, which gives you about two weeks to get your act together. Until then, catch up on what you have missed, because D.C.’s cultural chasm is deep, and only your love can fill it up. OK, maybe not.