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| It kinda makes Ghandi look like Yoda |
HELLO, GOVERNOR |
| “This is who we are as people—we are colors.” |
“As those of us who recall Action Comics Annual #3 know, this is wrong.” |
| “We have Mr. Yuk stickers on each of the jugs to make sure that people don’t drink it and mistake it for Kool-Aid.” |
They drank the Kool–Aid
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| “all through a miasma of near psychotic depression that mixes with mass murder, homelessness, the penury of a street performer, minatory hallucinations, a missing sister, an encyclopedic compendium of minutiae about old American music, and lots of despondent musings on memory and the irrevocable claims of the past, all simmering in a melancholy gallimaufry of despair.” |
“we are talking about finding yourself eye-to-butt with the hirstute, sweaty rear end of gangly lead ‘singer’ Ami Shalev” |
| “I always feel like I’m making a visit to a very wealthy great aunt’s house and that she’ll see through my attempts at etiquette and expose me as a crude being.” |
“I want to make your grandmother a fan of moombahton and sell her a bag of tortilla chips in the process.” |
| It is amazing that there are still reasons to write this many words about Gallagher |
“one of the douchebaggiest images ever committed to the big screen” |
| “Eventually we got to this and the following answers, occasionally de-clarified and obfuscated in response to follow-up questions, all heavily edited in this process, yet hopefully precise.” |
“It’s all very impressive. It’s also unnecessary.” |
| “A hail of marshmallows rains down as the alligator runs up the bank – then the empty plastic bag, then the screen lurches and goes black.” |
Colonel K: “my coworkers are talking about people who fart @ yoga cuz they ate a heavy meal before hand. shit is gross as hell, son.”
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| “I have the unmitigated gall to ask them to put their gum in a tissue. That’s horrible. I’m Hitler’s sister.” |
On the matter of Dan Snyder’s horns |
