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Don’t get us wrong—Winter’s Bone is good—but we couldn’t shake the sense that something is missing. Sure, the subtly noirish tone of the Oscar-nominated film is masterful, but let’s examine the facts: Here’s a movie about the ass-end of the Ozarks, and there’s not a Juggalo in sight. Surely such a methed-out community would have a few, right? One character is a bit of a metalhead, but that’s as close to ICP as anything gets. So what would it look like if the filmmakers had right-sized the Juggalo content? We took a crack at it. Ladies and gentlemen, Winter’s Juggalos. Art by Brooke Hatfield: