Indeed, Far Out vs. Hot Dang is kinda icky and gross this week. It’s not your fault. I mean, maybe it kinda is. Don’t be embarrassed.
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| Will Durkl: “Just got laughed at in CVS for asking where the manilla folders were. They don’t carry them obviously”
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“The running joke was if you looked up angry black man on Wikipedia you would find Ralph.” |
| ROOSTERS BEWARE |
“He just wanted to get rid of us.” |
| “I no longer joke about dildos.” |
“When I found out about it, I called the gallery and told Alison I wanted to come over and show her my penis, and she said: ‘Bring it on over!'” |
| “His assortment of crowd-pleasing tricks included throwing a stick in the air and lighting a cigarette before it came down, all without missing a beat. |
“I was impressed by the jump kicks and wardrobes, and there appears, thank God, to be at least one sex scene.” |
| “She says this with nearly the same tone you would say ‘Smell this’ to your housemate while handing over an expired carton of milk.” |
Trey Graham: “My favorite sister just sassed me and called me Cinderella. It’s a good day already.”
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| “While the U.S. Bongs display in the corner was not unusual at the time … the older kids who hung out admiring the bongs and pipes were a little frightening, but pleasantly so.” |
“I was a kid, and thought it was so cool that there was a place where you could dress up, have weapons, and beat the shit out of people.” |
| “As he rolled his eyes into the back of his head while delivering his harshest lyrics, it was reminiscent of a move favored by famous wrestler the Undertaker.” |
“Wetherbee wasn’t above telling the guy to shut the fuck up.” |
| “flapping strips of canvas painted blood red and tinged in black; paintings of eyes slit and then stitched up again; a brain with a surface that suggests squirming worms” |
“the bucket of fake urine is by far, the grossest-looking thing backstage” |
