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In terms of raw numbers, Far Out vs. Hot Dang has reached the half-year point of its existence. But we’ve taken a few weeks off, so this is totally one of those “Gregorian calendar vs. Julian calendar” kinds of things. We’ll probably exploit it by celebrating the one-year anniversary in like Week 28, yo.

P.T. Barnum … Charles Mingus … Andy Kaufman JON FISCHER AND THE BOAT PEOPLE
“A close second for Lamb was the sex scene in ‘The Contender’ that had C-SPAN in the background.” Technically, it’s a thumbs-up for Amy Argetsinger
“He’s legend in the balloon world.” “It’s our very own Epcot-like recreation of Brooklyn!”
“I’m sure a psychiatrist would be able to derive some deep psychological meaning in my refusal to draw noses.” “Navigating the festival’s labyrinthine website is liable to cause mental illness”
“the roundness of the notes as they move through the air” “Do I dare? Fuck yeah I do, they don’t call me Metal Chris for nothing.”
MAN EMERGING EZ Street: “I BELIEVE IN THE OLD TESTAMENT AND IN SOME PLACES IN AFRICA TODAY U CAN HAVE SEVERAL WIVES AND KIDS BUT U HAVE TO SUPPORT THEM.”
“Because the force keeping our central couple apart isn’t wacky friends or crazy exes or ridiculous self-doubt. It’s men in hats.” “Of course, all the cocks that I really wanted to see were hidden behind all the gratuitous vaginas.”
“I guess I don’t think of people as odd.” “there was a marked difference in the type of nerds that came to last night’s show”