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Best of D.C.! Washington City Paper‘s annual, thick-as-a-brick respite from its institutional negativity has finally hit the stands, and a good quarter of it has to do with arts and entertainment.

Some highlights: Best instrument! Best comics convention! Best dance form involving no tricky steps! Best go-go Twitter hustle! Best Korean norebang! Best repertory film seriesBest wheatepaste!

And a shit-ton more! Read, discuss, comment, high-five.