Yes, alas, Far Out vs. Hot Dang is taking a two-week hiatus. It will be a dim, formless fortnight, but you can handle it. When we return on May 6, we’ll be laden with awesomeness, and you will be made whole again, kids!
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| “you’re taking someone’s favorite all-time love song and flipping it around and saying how much you like clitorises” |
“When I wrote it, I was like ‘Dang, should I say that?'” |
| “The lecture had the feel of a conductor leading a practice, breaking apart movements and parts before putting them all together, all the while talking over the music with exclamations like ‘public mourning is ritualized!'” |
“‘I cannot fucking hear myself think! I’m trying to play drums over here!'” |
| Fritz Hahn: “Note To Supervillains: I can apparently always be distracted by tacos.”
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“at each 40-minute mark, Liebling would have to pause to smoke crack” |
| It’s for the kids |
“‘For the last 15 minutes before midnight, all we did was sell poppers. It was a madhouse.” |
| BLUE MEN GROUP |
(scroll directly to the) BLUE TUTU DOG
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| Overok: “So you guys are really going to make fun of me if I get the new Sidekick? Am I too old for a Sidekick? It’s not like I’m getting the Bieber Limited Edition Sidekick.“ |
“the producers of H Street should be very publicly shamed for concocting such lazy stereotypes” |
| “No aggressive squatting” |
“an unusual tactic” |
| “I can’t figure out if this is a novel or non-fiction, but it’s a 1,000-page book about the late-20th century gold rush written by the dude who cast a teenage Will Oldham in Matewan, so get your reading glasses and man-up and let’s plow through this epic—together.” |
“It just seemed to make sense to make him a tomato since tomatoes are not always considered fruit. He would overcompensate for that by being excessively violent.” |
| “There are more, and more egregious, wigs in this thing than there are in Dreamgirls.” |
More clowns than a Juggalo festival |
| Pictures of rock stars: Still relevant |
Pictures of Biz Markie: Always awesome |
