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All the heathens on the left* say “Far Out!” All the heathens on the right* say “Hot Dang!” That’s right, kids, Far Out vs. Hot Dang will definitely get left behind, because somebody has to collect all this stuff each week, right?
*These are not political designations. We kinda just divided the room in half. Sorry if you’re not comfortable with where you ended up. Shit happens.