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Seems Like He Needed More Coke and Rum: Washington City Paper contributor Chris Klimek spent his Saturday night live-tweeting the debauchery that was R. Kelly‘s performance at the Verizon Center. Important: ‘‘If you got that No. 1 sex, makes some noise!’ I don’t know what that means.

Now on Par With the Smithsonian: Per Arts Post, the Corcoran Gallery of Art is instituting Free Saturdays until Sept. 3. That’s two months of $0 access to art, kinda like the National Gallery of Art in miniature!

Paging Kris Jenner: What would R. Kelly’s presence be without a mention of his former sex tape partner Kim Kardashian? Click Track does its civic duty.