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Dave Foley is performing four stand-up shows at the Arlington Drafthouse on July 15 and 16.
It’s part of his deadbeat dad tour: Foley, who is Canadian, owes some half-million dollars in back child support to his two teenage children in Canada. According to published reports, he has another ongoing obligation of $17,000 (Canadian) more per month. Foley claims his obligations amount to three to four times what he earns in a month. Foley also says that he’ll be jailed if he goes back to Canada, so he’s performing in the U.S. for now, trying to raise money and avoid jail.
This is bound to be a hilarious show.
I bought tickets to go see Foley’s gig (Friday night, 7:30pm; my husband recently fell asleep at a 10 p.m. show at the Drafthouse and he wants to be awake for this one). I got the tickets off of Groupon, so they were half the regular price—-$15 instead of $30 apiece. Buying them left me with some conflicting feelings.
ON THE ONE HAND: This guy, who was so brilliant in Kids in the Hall and News Radio, sounds like such a jackass when he talks about the child support situation. On Marc Maron‘s WTF podcast, where he revealed his reasons for going on this current stand-up tour, Foley bragged about his profligate years in Los Angeles, throwing parties that would make the Playboy Mansion seem boring and keeping his swimming pool at a constant temperature of 95 degrees (Fahrenheit, we have to assume) because that is the temperature at which every woman, even a nun, takes off all her clothes to go swimming. This is the same guy saying that he can’t afford to pay his court-ordered obligations toward his very own children. Is this someone I want to give money to?
ON THE OTHER HAND: The guy’s now working, trying to pay up. Good on him. (The fact that tickets to Foley’s show were being sold for half-off on Groupon suggests that perhaps the stand-up tour won’t be the panacea Foley is hoping for, though.)
BUT STILL: Foley claims that he can’t meet the obligations because he’s not rich anymore, like he used to be. And yet the all-knowing Internet suggests that he wasn’t meeting his obligations even when he was rich.
EEK: Foley says that Canadian courts won’t modify the child support order, even though he now owes many times his actual salary. He says the family court judge told him that even if he were paralyzed, or dead, he’d have the same enormous child support obligations. Fathers rights types are taking an interest in him, because of this. I am not in a position to judge if Canada’s family law is unfair to fathers, or to Foley in particular, or to dead people either, but I’ll tell you this: I hate treading into these “fathers rights” issues. They’re just kind of gross, and attract people who say things like “Never send a girl to do a man’s job.” I feel the urge to avoid people associated with that kind of statement.
BUT WHILE WE’RE ON THIS: If you listen to the WTF podcast—-which I suggest doing not only for the whole child support thing but also because on it Foley talks a lot about Kids in the Hall, which was just an awesome show—-Foley doesn’t sound completely sane or credible when he’s talking about the events that have culminated with him possibly having to go to jail for his unmet child support obligations. If things are as dire and unfair as he makes out, I find it hard to believe he wouldn’t have filed more motions, and more appeals of denied motions, regarding the court orders. And even though I am no expert on Canadian family law, I also find it hard to believe that the court wouldn’t work with Foley to develop a payment schedule that would ensure his kids are taken care of, while at the same time would leave him some money to live on.
A MITIGATING FACTOR?: I’ll admit it—-Dave Foley has made Tabatha Southey, his ex-wife and the mother of the two children whose support Foley hasn’t paid, sound bad. He accuses her of domestic abuse, among other terrible things.
HOWEVER: I have no idea if his accounts of her awfulness are credible, of course. And anyway, who cares what Southey is like? The child support payments are for the children, not for the ex-spouse.
WHICH IS MAYBE THE POINT?: So can’t I also enjoy Foley’s standup show, regardless of his deadbeat dad-ness? I’m not sure I need my entertainers to be good people, just to be good entertainers. If I needed my entertainers to be good people—-to be kind and loving and considerate to their families, not to be damaged or deranged—-would I have many entertainers left to enjoy? I am pretty sure the answer is no.
STILL, I DON’T LIKE WHERE THIS LINE OF THINKING TAKES ME: When I was a teenager, my dad wouldn’t go see Matthew Broderick movies because in 1987 Broderick killed a woman in Ireland, as he was driving a car on the wrong side of the street. My father also wouldn’t buy an answering machine for our house until about 1995, because he said that it was rude to ask callers to talk to a machine, so I will grant you that the norms I grew up with weren’t quite normal.
But some things stuck. I, too, am a mild luddite. Also, if an entertainer I otherwise liked were to do something that is explicitly reprehensible—-say, torture puppies—-would I still go see his standup show if there were a Groupon for half-off tickets? I wouldn’t. Especially if the puppy-torturer were still making out as if he hadn’t done anything wrong, and was the victim of an unfair system. And perhaps even more especially if the puppy torturer rights groups came out in favor of him.
CONCLUSION: Do I think it’s all right for Dave Foley to be a deadbeat dad? No. But it’s not like Dave Foley is a mass murderer, or even an axe murderer. There are degrees of terribleness, and even if Dave Foley is a bitter asshole who has reneged on his legal and parental obligations, and even if his grasp on his legal situation may not be 100 percent, there are no reports that his kids are living poorly. And insofar as going to see his show helps him become an undeadbeat dad, it seems an overall moral good to go to the show. Again, though, the half-price Groupon does not bode well on that point.
CODA: My dad now sees Matthew Broderick movies. He says enough time has passed. Also, in the late 90s Matthew Broderick started making movies my dad really wanted to see, like Election. (My dad has an iPhone now, too. He’s started getting over his fear of machines.)
A FINAL IRONY: The podcast on which Foley talked about all the things that make going to see him such a moral conundrum was sponsored by Pro Flowers, which was offering listeners a special on Valentine’s Day flowers.