If you want more depressing news about Irene-related cancellations, you’ve come to the wrong place. Arts Desk is a glass-half-full type of blog. Here’s your guide to what is probably not going to be canceled by the (totally wussy) hurricane this weekend. This post will be updated.

• Rock & Roll Hotel: not impressed.
• Bliss at U Street Music Hall: shya right.
• National Harbor: pfffft.
• Maryland Ensemble Theater: Bring it on.
• American Art Museum: Well, you should at least call before you stop by.
• Arena Stage: The shows will go on.
• Shakespeare Theatre: sticking it out (for now).
• Wonderland Ballroom: whatever.
• BlackRock Center For the Arts: unfazed.
• Puppet Company Playhouse: rollin’ hard.
• State Theatre: Nothing shall stand in the way of The Legwarmers’ ’80s dance party.
• Cherry Red Productions: It’s going to take a lot more of than a hurricane to stop The Aristocrats.