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First Legos, Now Canned Food: And they call it Canstruction! The Washington Architectural Foundation will “create impressive buildings and sculptures” out of tinned tomatoes (and so on), which will be displayed at the National Building Museum. The winner will be the structure which receives the most votes in—you guessed it—canned food. Then, the Washington Area Food Bank reaps the rewards. Warm and fuzzy!

D.C. Valiantly Attempts to Demonstrate it’s More Than Poorly-Fitted Suits: Fashion’s Night Out is a thing, and it’s happening soon.

Beyonspawn, II: The threat of the Beyonce/Jay-Z superchild stole everything from the VMAs except the awkward, per Click Track.

Yesterday on Arts Desk: Maimouna Youssef has a man, by which we mean she has a single! Cherry Red’s The Aristocrats was predictably gross!