D.C.’s tiniest film festival kicks off today, but our coverage will be nothing if not massive. Over the next few days, we’ll be reviewing every—-yes, every—-selection in the festival, in appropriately short form: one sentence each. Later today, we’ll have our first collections of reviews from Tricia Olszewski and Matt Siblo, but keep checking in over the next week for posts from our entire battery of critics.

Some quick details about the festival: It runs through Sept. 18 at E Street Cinema, Artisphere, Atlas Performing Arts Center, and the U.S. Navy Memorial. You can buy festival passes, plus individual tickets to film programs and parties, here. The full schedule is here. Other info here. Happy shorts!