No, this has nothing to do with “Bad Girls Club,” the song on Wale’s new Ambition album. On Saturday, Adams Morgan’s Club Heaven and Hell hosted auditions for  the eighth season of Oxygen’s Bad Girls Club, otherwise known as the least redeemable program on television. Each season of the reality show follows the misadventures of seven women with rough backgrounds and severe behavioral problems. They get live in a lavish house for four months, and do absolutely nothing pull each other’s hair out, break liquor bottles, and chain-smoke.

So, obviously, a lot of people want to be on this show. We talked to some potential Bad Girls stars on Saturday, and captured them on film. Don’t say you weren’t warned.