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Is there anything worth recommending tonight? Well, yes. But pickins are slim. Goethe-Institut has Egomania – Island Without Hope, a 1986 German melodrama in which a romance threatens to unravel a Baltic island’s carefully cultivated bleakness. No seriously. $6:30 p.m. $4-$7.

And, I dunno, maybe you’re feeling devious or weak-willed. Riot Act Comedy Theater has a “Breaking Resolutions” open mic. 8:30 p.m. $20. Apparently it’s too late to sign up to perform. Maybe resolve to be speedier when planning your Tuesday nights?

And oh so much more in our arts and entertainment listings. Good luck, entertainment-seeker.