White Chick to the Rescue: Having witnessed a mugging, Glittarazzi CEO Kelly Ann Collins tries her costume-bejeweled hand at righteous indignation.

Ring the Alarm: The local paper of record has lost its digital director, Raju Narisetti. Who shall capture the tin crown?

Tongue on Floor: WaPo‘s David Malitz really, really, really liked Monday’s Thurston Moore show at Black Cat.

Dirty Work: Dunes owner Ora Nwabueze does an audio interview with Pink Line. Facts learned in the first five minutes: When Nwabueze was an antitrust attorney, arts was his “mistress,”; also, “The Dunes” is a Steely Dan reference.

We’re the Luckiest By Far: In case you missed it: Madonna. D.C. 2012.

Yesterday on Arts Desk: Bluebrain‘s Hays Holladay might record your music for zero dollars.