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News you can use: Today is Talk Like a Pirate Day. Here are some local places where talking like a pirate will yield something other than a confused glare. [Post]

More delays for the Eisenhower Memorial [Washingtonian]

Jon Stewart and Bill O’Reilly to debate Oct. 6 at the Lisner Auditorium… and it’s already sold out [Post]

Watch the season premiere of Parks & Recreation, shot in D.C.! [DCist]

Photo: The Nats’ Bryce Harper and Wale at Ben’s Chili Bowl [Post]

Exploring the music in Dan Steinhilber‘s exhibit at the Kreeger Museum [Post]

National Geographic loses its president [Washington Business Journal]