Musician Alex Minoff was destined to play the role of an intense yet helpful bureaucrat, and this video for D.C. Design Week proves it [Twitter]

For your desk jamming today: Protect-U has a new mix [Noise In My Head]

D.C.’s most “swoonworthy” male DJs assemble Spotify playlists for the readers of Refinery 29; jury still out on whether Refinery’s demographic really wants to hear Electric Light Orchestra [Refinery 29]

Excuse us for not caring whether The Rolling Stones play D.C. [Post]