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The Kennedy Center Honors are on Sunday and the audience will presumably be full of federal VIPs. But how do they get one of the most hard to come by tickets in town? [Post]

Filthy comedian Dave Attell, host of Dave’s Old Porn on Showtime, previews his upcoming shows at the D.C. Improv. Prepare for a lot of dick jokes. [HuffPost D.C.]

Watch and listen: folk singer Marian McLaughlin‘s full Glow Session is now live. [Pink Line Project]

Parkour, the urban “sport” in which people jump off  structures and strike strange poses is now also considered art. Welcome to the world we live in. [Going Out Guide]