For those of you who are waiting for Ian MacKaye to join Twitter, it’s never going to happen. But at least you can follow ~*iAn_mAckaYe*~ , a not quite official account re-imagining our revered punk statesman as a 13-year-old girl. Inside jokes for harDCore fans abound, along the lines of @JadedPunkHulk, only less angry and more preoccupied with uggos, bad hair, and pestering Henry Rollins for re-tweets (so far without luck). Here are Washington City Paper‘s 10 favorite tweets:

Asked for his reaction, the real Ian MacKaye declined to comment, saying “I didn’t know a thing about this Twitter feed, which shouldn’t be much of a surprise since I don’t really pay any attention to Twitter and the like.”