Kennedy Center President Michael Kaiser is getting married to a nice guy he met at the gym. Adorbs! [Post]

Following problems with the registration process, the 2013 Small Press Expo adds more tables—-and now it might be the biggest SPX in history. [SPX via ComicsDC]

(Former) D.C. band Tennis System wants your donations. [Tennis System]

“Pump Me Up” curator Roger Gastman guests on Mike Paarlberg‘s Radio CPR show. [Dissonance]

The standing ovation is so overused, it’s lost meaning. [Gwydion Suilebhan]

Beer : metal :: peanut butter : jelly. [D.C. Heavy Metal]